4F since 2000: Ladder Theory
Wednesday, January 17, 2007

"Ladder Theory"

Ever wondered why no matter how hard you try, you just can't get that cute girl to say YES to being your stead? And usually after that, the harder you try the worse it gets? Ever wondered why certain guys somehow just get the chicks (even tho they aren't as handsome as you?).

Guys, you should read about the Ladder Theory. It's a theorectical model constructed to explain the mysteries behind every BGR. it talks how guys and gals rank the opposite sex differently. Basically guys rank every single girl on 1 ladder. Simply because a guy will wish to fuck every single girl he meets. It's just how high up the ladder, or in other words, how badly he wants to fuck her. This is what we (me honey poulet) term as the "I-want-to-fuck-you" ladder. On the other hand, girls have 2 ladders --- the "I-want-to-get-laid-by-you" ladder, and the Just-friends ladder --- and they rank guys on EITHER one. So if you're on the former, well done! Just keep on climbing up the ladder and you'll eventually get wad you want. If instead, you are on the latter, then all the best to you. Chances are if you try to jump ladder, you'll fall down into the abyss (a point of no return). Aiya, just go read this: http://www.laddertheory.com/

Honey and Poulet told me about it during lecture some days ago. As you can see, our lecture periods are either spent talking about or looking at girls, a bunch of despos... But anyway I felt the theory is quite accurate lor. And it set me thinking... Hiaz, but the trickiest part is to figure out which ladder you are being ranked on...

We came out with a lot of more in-depth and detailed explaination as well as expansion to this theory, but that's for another blogging session to discuss about our research and findings.

posted by Cai Fong @ 8:42 PM