Your honour,
The accused is a sly and cunning man. He used despicable means to cheat us first of our trust, then of our hard-earned money.
He initially pretended to be losing badly, claiming that we had all HU 4-5 TAIs expect for him. As our original intention of the mahjong was to cheer him up, it made us felt very bad. Furthermore, after having been back from genting, we all knew well how that feeling stings. So being his SHANG JIA, i decided to pang4 qiu4 a bit... That was when we fell deep into his ploy! He began his killing streak!
His first move was to spring an ambush onto honey by snatching away his 5 TONG in a QIANG HU. Catching us off guard, and having the ZHUANG on his hands, he went on a killing spree. He next deprived us of our replenishments by refusing to call in MacDonald's, when in the first place, he was a staunt supporter of the notion that the winner should treat Macs. His final move came when it was a BAO situation of bamboo tiles. I was waiting for the last tile for a QING YI SHE TONG ZHI in my hand. But before that, i had to throw away a 8 SHUO, which i had religiously held on to, as what a good SHANG JIA should always do (though if i were really that good, he wouldn't have 9 tiles out in the first place... but that's beside the point). It was at this crutial moment when the accused deployed his mind tricks. He claimed, in exact words, "Aiya, you all dun need scared la... The tile I'm waiting for is already IMPOSSIBLE to get one lor." Falling for his sweet talk (cuz i THOUGHT he was an honest friend), and having no other choice anyway, i relented and threw the 8 SHUO. With a cold-blooded stare and a wicked grin, he threw opened his tiles, and exclaimed with a diabolic voice, "HU!!!"
Your honour, and the fellow board of 4F jury, pass your judgement unto this wicked and deceitful man. Show him no mercy, as he had shown us none. Make him pay for his inhumane acts, and let justice prevail.
