Your Honor,
I have nothing to say to defend myself, pls find me guilty n let me suffer a hundred deaths.. no, a thousand deaths will not be enuff for a despicable n dishonorable person such as myelf..
Before sending me to the gallows, pls let me say these last words..
1)Always strive to be 2nd best, otherwise u'll get shot like nobody's business
2)Wasabe-flavoured chips are pretty nice to munch on during mahjong
3)when ur SHANG JIA's cf, believe in ur own drawing luck
4)when ur SHANG JIA's me, be in disbelieve of ur luck
5)5 TONG is a good winning tile
6)8 SUO is also not too shabby
7)MEN QING works wonders
8)BAN SE PENG PENG (BSPP) scares the shit out of ppl.. but is seldom achieved
9) the best is still QING YI SE JIANG YAN DU DU
tt's my two pence, eh no, fifty-five dollars worth..
--Guilt-stricken rapist with all the black MJ tiles shuffed up his behind
